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1. (Twitter) (5294↑, 2252↓)
A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time. Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.

Twitter is for twats.

Author: molecule802.11 http://twitter.urbanup.com/3873078
2. (Twitter) (2039↑, 676↓)
'T'ext of 'W'hat 'I'm T'hinking 'T'o 'E'veryone 'R'eading. Online social social networking site. its what everyone over who is over 35 and trying to seem hip thinks that everyone under 25 is using. but they actually aren't.

i already have a facebook status, why would i need a twitter? im too young to have a twitter.

Author: in case you didnt know http://twitter.urbanup.com/3865267
3. (twitter) (1263↑, 338↓)
n. - the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook. v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.

"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you\! fuck yeah\!" "i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :\}" "...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this\!\!11\!1\!" "...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER\!"

4. (Twitter) (1361↑, 567↓)
A form of chatline for social media "experts" to add thousands of random strangers and wank off to impress other social media "experts" by posting links to articles about the phenomenon of social media

Dave went on Twitter hoping to find interesting people and read amusing things but instead was deluged by nine thousand social media "experts" who bored the living shit out of him until his iPhone exploded/his brain imploded.

5. (Twitter) (1182↑, 629↓)
The gap between a womans TWAT and SHITTER. The female equivelent of the BARSE. NO MANS LAND.

I licked her TWITTER.

6. (Twitter) (475↑, 88↓)
A site that makes stalking effortless.

When checking twitter, i noticed that Cindy [tweeted] from her iPhone that she was shopping at Victoria's Secret. I think i'm going to go to the mall now. Maybe I can sneak a peek of her in the changing room.

Author: enisainwonderland http://twitter.urbanup.com/3923929
7. (Twitter) (432↑, 182↓)
A place for stalkers. People willingly tell parts of their life, known as "tweeting" and anyone can freely view their posts.

Who's this guy that keeps replying to my tweets on Twitter. He's following me and I don't even know him\!

Author: McMinorrrRocks http://twitter.urbanup.com/3883893
8. (Twitter) (201↑, 99↓)
A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.

I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year. -Steve Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.

Author: Quazimodo tre tousand http://twitter.urbanup.com/4004550
9. (Twitter) (181↑, 94↓)
Twitter is a place for People With No Lifes To Talk To NO ONE

GUY1: hey, get a twitter GUY2: dude. i have friends, i dont need a twitter GUY1: but i have 70 people following me on twitter GUY3: get a fucking life

10. (twitter) (102↑, 25↓)
A [social networking] site that's perfect for [stalking] people with ease.

Ever since I made a Twitter account, that creepy, middle aged man seems to be everywhere I go.

Author: Valintino the Big Surpremo http://twitter.urbanup.com/5180661
11. (Twitter) (581↑, 504↓)
[Social media] messaging service for staying in touch and keeping up with friends from anywhere. Usable through a growing number of platforms including SMS, IM, and various desktop clients, as well as the Twitter website.

I message all my friends through Twitter every time I'm stopped in traffic. It's great\!

12. (twitter) (92↑, 32↓)
1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15 secs of fame. 2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits 3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS 4. a very public form of personal chat 5. the lasting productions of a twit 6. a good way to become dooced

tweet tweet tweet, i fink, twee twee tweet, peanut butter, tweet tweet, just now, tweet, again, tweet, yeah really, tweet, here on twitter

13. (Twitter) (85↑, 26↓)
A social networking site in which you 'follow' people to see what they're doing. In simple terms, a site on which you stalk people to know what they're doing every moment of their lives.

Girl: Robert Pattinson is in Italy at the moment. Girl 2: How do you know? Girl: Twitter. Girl 2: Oh.

14. (Twitter) (91↑, 36↓)
A place where twats with delusions of grandeur can write about anything mundane and trivial in their lives, all the while believing that the whole world wants to know.

Jim has no friends and no life but he regularly posts on Twitter about pretty much nothing for the whole world to read. Twitter has given Jim an entourage of random strangers and makes him feel like a rock star.

15. (Twitter) (170↑, 122↓)
A social networking site that deals with simply status updates. Instead of friends you have "followers" and you can follow people as well www.twitter.com

"I'm following Barack Obama on twitter."

16. (Twitter) (55↑, 18↓)
Facebook for people with short attention spans.

basically, anything on the trending topics on twitter would only last about 40 seconds, unless its the iran election.

Author: Jerry the Moose http://twitter.urbanup.com/4124115
17. (Twitter) (52↑, 20↓)
Socially condoned stalking.

Everyone knows where I am at every second of every single day thanks to Twitter...Which is great because I'm SOOO important...God Bless Tweets\!\!\!\!

18. (Twitter) (58↑, 29↓)
A place for aspiring stalkers\!

Everyone on twitter says to "follow me" --- Stalkers fallow people...

19. (twitter) (48↑, 20↓)
Basically Facebook without everything but status'.

Rick: Do you use Twitter? Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook. Rick: Sounds reasonable.

Author: The Great Pretender. http://twitter.urbanup.com/4076914
20. (twitter) (57↑, 30↓)
A waste of time. So you can update whatever you're doing whenever you want, so what? Seriously, why would anyone care what you are doing? At least with [Facebook], you can add information about yourself and have friends, not "followers" and you can chat with your friends instead of sending stupid updates. Everything about twitter sucks and so does the lame, cutesy way they use to send updates. C'mon, "tweets"? That's lame. Twitter is for losers.

Twitter user - OMG I have to send a tweet about what I ate for breakfast, and later I'll tweet about how I took a dump and then I'll tweet about how I'm going to the mall later. Only losers with no lives use Twitter.

21. (twitter) (26↑, 3↓)
(v.) - to follow. As Twitter is basically a site for following people to see their tweets, it can be said that to twitter is to follow.

-The man in the white van was hardcore twittering the little kids in the park, waiting for his chance to strike. -I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast. -I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats tweet-blocked me.

22. (Twitter) (55↑, 36↓)
Twitter is a social networking site, where you can update your status or look/reply to someone else's status.

I update my Twitter because I'm bored.

23. (Twitter) (39↑, 21↓)
A groups of twits.

Look at that twitter.

24. (Twitter) (29↑, 15↓)
A dumb networking site where people post what they're doing every five minutes, when no one really even listens.

Ex: I'm sitting on my porch right now. Ex: I'm reading a magazine right now. Ex: I'm eating. Yeah, Twitter's pretty dumb.

Author: Is it that obvious? http://twitter.urbanup.com/4428571
25. (Twitter) (30↑, 16↓)
1. A website that is completely irrelevant to life in general. Basically meant for celebrities, but used by idiots that think people give a shit what they 'tweet' about. 2. Another way to hear things from Shaq that make you giggle inside a little bit.

1. Joe the plummer: Oh boy, now that I know how to use [twitter] people will finally know who I am and care about what I say\! Nobody: ....... 2. Bob: Hey Jim\! Did you get the latest silly thing from Shaq (giggling). Jim: Yeah I did (not giving a flying fuck), but I still am bewildered why the hell anyone else uses this.

26. (Twitter) (33↑, 19↓)
A [stalker]s paradise.

If you are a stalker, and the person you are stalking has a twitter...consider yourself lucky.

Author: viva_la_gloria http://twitter.urbanup.com/4209305
27. (Twitter) (48↑, 35↓)
A synonym for the phrase, "What the fuck is this?". Twitter is a rediculously stupid social network where one can share their thoughts through 5-character long messages, similar to Myspace's status updates.

I have just Twittered, "G4TV"\! So fucking awesome\!

28. (twitter) (32↑, 20↓)
A very stuffy and boring site out there. A stalkers dream true.

MySpace has annoying music and annoying layouts. Facebook has annoying apps and annoying people. YouTube has annoying videos and annoying comments. Twitter just has annoying stalkers.

29. (twitter) (12↑, 2↓)
the legal way to stalk celebrities

im going to go on twitter to see what joe jonas is up to. then i can tweet to him my thoughts. hopefully he'll read it.

Author: im in love with the pena http://twitter.urbanup.com/5062231
30. (twitter) (16↑, 6↓)
The only social network where the world revolves around Justin Bieber

Justin Beiber has been a trending topic since I was born Can you believe that on twitter, Justin Bieber's mom was even a trending topic?

31. (Twitter) (17↑, 8↓)
useless

Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-" Person 2: "Twitter?" Person 1: "Yeah." Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."

32. (twitter) (8↑, 1↓)
I think that Lewis Black said it best, "Where do you get the massive ego to think that anybody gives a shit what you're doing

Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter Normal Person takes out a double barreled shotgun and rids the world of another huge ego

Author: homediggitizzle http://twitter.urbanup.com/5572102
33. (Twitter) (13↑, 6↓)
The most effective way to tally up the stupid part of the world's population since the lottery. Also facilitates studies of their behavioral and herding patterns (i.e. following a person on tweeter). A perfect tool for stalkers and burglars since twitter users voluntarily disclose information about their whereabouts and activities.

"Hey I found this huge group of people on [twitter] who [twit] about every mundane detail of their boring lives. I think I'm going to follow them."

Author: Always_Tells_It_Like_It_Is http://twitter.urbanup.com/4978832
34. (twitter) (17↑, 10↓)
An absolutely useless piece of technology that is absolutely necessary.

Twitter has changed the way we blindly self-aggrandize and inflate our false sense of self-worth by tricking us into believing people want to read about the pizza pans we just bought at Target and how our poop was a totally weird color this morning.

35. (Twitter) (12↑, 6↓)
1. A social networking website for people who need to stay on top of current events in real-time, which generally means reading some 12-year-old's commentary on an article that was posted on cnn.com several hours ago. 2. The 2000's equivalent of the AOL keyword... a medium by which businesses and news sources can publish small amounts of information to people who normally wouldn't care, but who will gobble the information up because the medium of transfer makes them feel like an "insider"

Person 1: Hey did you hear the news about Bono this morning? Person 2 (frantically logging onto Twitter): I'm on it\! Ah yes here's the story: "Man that Bono is some character, but I like his music from teh 80's \#Bono RT RT"... I better re-tweet this quick. We twitterers count on each other to spread hot stories like this so we can stay ahead of the curve.

36. (Twitter) (11↑, 6↓)
A site for people to update you anytime anything they think important/funny/serious/sad/etc. happens because then atleast its out there so maybe somebody looked at it so you can talk/laugh/discuss/cry/etc. with them later.

haha man that was so fuuny i have to twitter it\! omg im so twittering bout him\!

37. (Twitter) (14↑, 10↓)
A site where you think people care, when they're really laughing at how pathetic you look.

A Twitter: I'm watching TV\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! A person who cares for some reason: Cool\!\!\!\! A person who has a life: Wtf? I don't give a shit\! A Twitter: I'm taking a shit\! A person who cares for some reason: Oh my god\!\!\!\! A person who has a life: ........

38. (Twitter) (16↑, 12↓)
what your dick does after you cum. according to dustin motherfucking price motherfucking campbell

Did your dick just twitter?\! please dont tell me you got me pregnant.

39. (Twitter) (21↑, 18↓)
Probably the stupidest thing since facebook, it allows people do what they already can with facebook and what they can with texting on a cell phone. A basic waste of life for stalkers and creeps who MUST know everything about once or more person.

Person 1-"Hey i just got a twitter" Person 2-"WTF\! Don't you already have a cell phone and a facebook you [[twatt]]

40. (Twitter) (2↑, 0↓)
Social network domained mainly by the so called beliebers since every day there's a trending topic related to Justin Bieber. It is also a way for many people to enlarge their egos by the number of followers they have and how is bigger to the number of people they follow making them believe they're important.

Person 1: I have 65 followers in Twitter and I follow 100 people. Person 2: I have 768 followers and I follow 76 people. I guess I'm a celebrity.

41. (twitter) (2↑, 0↓)
The new replacement for the walls of a public toilet. A place to write one's thoughts, often while sitting on a toilet, hoping the public will read them.

After I was suspended from school for graffiti I found this twitter thing.

Author: Jould like contact too http://twitter.urbanup.com/6106059
42. (Twitter) (6↑, 4↓)
A really bad micro-blogging service made to give people with no life the illusion that people care that "They had a bannana for breakfast" or something...

Stan: Do you have twitter? Lee: No. It sucks.

43. (Twitter) (1↑, 0↓)
1. A social website for people to stalk other people and celebrities by looking at their photos and seeing what they are doing at all times. 2. A place for losers with no outside social life who tweet every event of their lives so people will follow them. 3. A place for celebrities to boast about their lives while they are drunk. 4. A place for politicians to gain supporters.

I just posted a [tweet] on Twitter, I took my 170385th dump today\!

44. (Twitter) (2↑, 1↓)
A trick of the Devil in the form of an online platform provided to a fool for shouting about inanities other fools are already familiar with, being them their own as well. The idea that twitting is actually communicating is becoming more and more the foundation of the modern, industrialized society, and it is eminently worthy of the superstructure.

Twitter samples: \@jerryo: fantastic article on social media \@ respectyourbrainandgiveupyourcurrentlifestyle.com/quittwitting/howtostart \@myass64: great stuff buddy. \@ruththethruth: do you know where do they stream the semi finals of Curling finals? \@thebignothing: especially in Michigan \@poot: most def (ad lib)

45. (Twitter) (4↑, 3↓)
Twitter is a site for pathetic people who think that every moronic brainfart deserves to be shared.

Twit: I just told everyone on Twitter that I'm not sure what to have for lunch. Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.

46. (twitter) (1↑, 0↓)
A short skinny stick with a feather a the end of it. Used for womans/mens pleasure. Made to tickle the insides.

''Hey babe do you bring the twitter i want a laugh.'' ''I couldnt go all the way with the twitter because i kept laughing."

47. (twitter) (2↑, 1↓)
the spot between the twat and the shitter

When my [penis] fell out I [rammed] her in the [twitter] and [bent] it in [half].

48. (Twitter) (3↑, 2↓)
The name of the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

Scientists hypothesize that Twitter will suck in anything within it's reach

Author: dragonkeeper123 http://twitter.urbanup.com/4819462
49. (Twitter) (5↑, 4↓)
A place for followers, literally.

"I'm gonna go see Jessica Albas twitter, because I totally know her in real life and want to know what she is doing, because I'm a follower."

50. (Twitter) (5↑, 4↓)
It sounds really funny when important people say it. (Newscasters, old people, family, ex.)

"they found troubles in the exploratory phase of their Twitter experiment, but others have fully incorporated the application into their day-to-day operations now" parental figure: my colleague showed me what twitter was today so i typed in your name what's all this smoking blunts and drinking forty's?

Author: Terry Tibbs TALK TO ME http://twitter.urbanup.com/4187722
51. (Twitter) (0↑, 0↓)
Its for Writing pointless shit (Sometimes even about you shitting) and put \#followedbyasentencewithno​spacesforsomeunknownfuckin​gpointlessreasonthatjustin​furiates.

Twitter User: Just sitting on the loo. \#Sinkslikealog

52. (twitter) (0↑, 0↓)
despite what many people think [Twitter] is actually really fun. you normally go through 3 stages: Stage 1- "twitter? god no\! thats sooo f*cking stupid." Stage 2- "fine, i'll get one, but im not gonna use it." Stage 3- "omg twitter is soooo fun\! im following all my fave celebs and i get a whole bunch of new info constantly\!" twitter has a ton of really great quote accounts. nobody posts shit like what they are doing every two seconds any more. if you are considering getting a twitter, you should get one. its matured.

[twitter] used to be for [lameasses] who couldnt get a [facebook]. now its a great site where you can laugh your head off and get great celeb info. kate just finished going through the [3 stages of Twitter]

Author: MissEducatedAuthor http://twitter.urbanup.com/6377747
53. (Twitter) (0↑, 0↓)
A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.

"I have just woken up at 8:00 am" "I have just eaten a bowl of cereal" "I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet." "I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me." "I am epic" *Crash while sending* "My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter" LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS\!\!\!

54. (Twitter) (1↑, 1↓)
The proof that some people are hopelessly dumb and self centered. Twitter is probably one of the leading causes of illiteracy in the US.

Friend \#1: Did you read the tweet that I just posted Friend \#2: No, I don't need to know what you are doing all the time, I have an acutal life, so I don't use twitter

55. (Twitter) (0↑, 0↓)
A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and [celebrities] boast about having a Twitter account. Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?\!?\!) and there are no privacy settings. There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic [Facebook]. The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '\@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED\!

Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter\!' Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'

Author: Alexander_Banks http://twitter.urbanup.com/5857401
56. (Twitter) (0↑, 0↓)
(1) Scientific Definition: The periodically petrifying smell that is emitted from the area centrally located betwixt the pliable twat and the crusty shitter on the female anatomy; however, it can sometimes be located on cum ingurgitating males aka males with the phenomena of the mangina. (2) Common Defintion: The space in between a females twat and shitter. (3) Pike County Kentucky Definition: uiowiu siuuwerb ubaiuas twat iu wousubrgb shitter iosiuriurg soiwoiuwe.

Mark:Do you know how many guys have seen her twitter\!? Tom: How many? Mark: Bout tree fitty. Tom: Whore. Judd:Dude you know how many followers that chicks twitter has?\! Billy:Bout tree fitty. Anatomy Professor: As you can see class, the female twitter is located here; right between the twat and the shitter. Class: Oh, i see now professor\!

Author: Macaque Tastes Great http://twitter.urbanup.com/5776057
57. (Twitter) (0↑, 0↓)
The region the on the female anatomy bewtix her twat and shitter

Sally kicked Jane in the Twitter

58. (twitter) (0↑, 0↓)
to give a man a blow job and to tickle his testicles with your fingers

hey dude last night steve was so wasted he gave jamal a twitter in front of everyone.

59. (Twitter) (0↑, 0↓)
A way for people to feel like anyone cares or that they give a shit about what they do. see also [Facebook status]

Man 1: Hey man did you read my twitter. Man 2: No, and I never will. Man 1: But I'm important\! Lots of people look at my twitter\! Man 2: I assume that by twitter that you mean [pussy]. Go kill yourself, no one likes you anyway. Man 1: ...

60. (Twitter) (3↑, 3↓)
Basically it has the same functions as YouTube: YouTube → Twitter Subscribe → Follow Subsribers → Followers Posts → Tweets Comments → Comments However, Twitter does not give you the option to post videos, so it is not as cool, useful, or even important as YouTube.

Twitter is so idiotic.

61. (Twitter) (3↑, 3↓)
To finger another man's asshole in a really gay way

Rogers I has a really long day you need to twitter me right now

62. (Twitter) (2↑, 2↓)
Twitter-female masturbation

Jen twittered herself when she went to bed that night.

63. (Twitter) (4↑, 4↓)
Something I cannot stand, the most annoying fucking thing in the world.

I have twitter\! WOW bro your a fucking douchebag.

Author: Sickofmakingshitup http://twitter.urbanup.com/4826585
64. (Twitter) (2↑, 2↓)
Of a lady. The bit of skin between the twat and the shitter. More commonly known as the barse (males). Just like the utterly useless social networking site, this is an utterly useless area of the body.

Higher.... Higher..... for christ sake higher your still licking my twitter\!

65. (Twitter) (3↑, 3↓)
It is the area between the twat and the shitter

Nothing like licking the goo on her twitter

66. (twitter) (3↑, 3↓)
the bit of the skin between the twat and the shitter

that woman has a smelly twitter

67. (Twitter) (3↑, 3↓)
To play with yourself/masturbate. More often used to describe female masturabtion

I twittered her pussy and she squirted all over

68. (Twitter) (8↑, 8↓)
Twitter is for hooligans and douchebags with nothing better to do than tell us why they are important. Sort of like blogs or Us magazine.

I just twittered about my big meeting I had earlier

69. (Twitter) (2↑, 2↓)
Female gooch. Twat + Shitter= Twitter.

Woman: Hey did you see what I had on my twitter the other night? Man: No, but I could definately taste it...

70. (Twitter) (6↑, 6↓)
A stupid website to learn exciting gossip about your favorite and least favorite stars.

Girl 1: I just heard that Miley Cyrus is a total whore Girl 2: How do you know? Girl 1: Twitter. Girl 2: Well we already knew that. Person 1: So Ashton was like thats not fly man and then perez totally dissed him by being like-- Person 2: wait, how do you know this? Person 1: Why, I stalk people on twitter of course\!

Author: HeSaidSheSaidWHAT? http://twitter.urbanup.com/4318820
71. (twitter) (8↑, 8↓)
A [microblogging] site used by over-sharers and narcissists. Example: "OMG i jus ate teh best sandwitch" (this is about how much typing one "[tweet]" consists of). How much would most people care? Not one bit. Unless you are a celebrity. Despite all that, Twitter is extremely useful for your favorite bands and organizations to utilize.

Good and bad ways to use Twitter. Bad - "OMFG dis ashole jus cut me off 4 no reson\!\!\! red camerow evry1 kil kil killl\!\!\!" See [tweeler]. Good - "The DMV will be closed today due to lack of funding. Consequently, all appointments have been canceled. Have a wait-less, misery free day\!"

72. (Twitter) (13↑, 13↓)
verb, noun 1. When a girl uses her fingers to rub her genitals for sexual pleasure. 2. Female masturbation. 3. Ideally done with fingers but can also be done with dildos, vibrators, shower massager, cucumber, banana, etc. 4. It's what you do when you don't have a man to pleasure you. 5. Can be used to treat insomnia, stress, and menstrual cramps. 6. A mood elevator.

Allie twitters vigorously in the shower by allowing the water to fiercely hit her lady part causing her to have an orgasm since she doesn't have a man to do it for her.

Author: justanotherdirtymind http://twitter.urbanup.com/4228637
73. (Twitter) (37↑, 37↓)
Uncontrollable spasms of the sphincter while trying to suppress defecation

I have to poo so bad my crack hole is twittering.

74. (Twitter) (0↑, 1↓)
The area of the female body, located between the Vagina and anus.

She has a rather large amount of hair on her [twitter]

75. (Twitter) (0↑, 1↓)
The area between the twat and the shitter a.k.a. twitter

"It ain't the twat and it ain't the shitter, it's her twitter"

Author: Me123456789101112131415 http://twitter.urbanup.com/6126431
76. (twitter) (0↑, 1↓)
noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".

twitter is the new taint.

77. (Twitter) (0↑, 1↓)
the ability of being able to tell your life story without being told no one gives a fuck.

i wish your mum didn't have twitter

78. (twitter) (2↑, 3↓)
The legal form of stalking another human being with out penalty.

Following a celebrity reading every piece of information they expose to the world on their twitter page.

Author: Captain Jackass http://twitter.urbanup.com/5722034
79. (twitter) (0↑, 1↓)
the area of space between your twat and the shitter

Girl-"It smells awful by the twitter." Guy-*Sniffs* "Eww... what did you eat?"

80. (twitter) (0↑, 1↓)
the sensitive area between a girls twat and her shitter

omg, i finally discovered the wonders of twitter - she screamed like fuck all night

81. (Twitter) (1↑, 2↓)
A place where Twits go, to Tweet.

I signed on to twitter, so, I could tweet.

82. (Twitter) (0↑, 1↓)
The bit of skin between a womans twat and her shitter

I'd lick her twitter.

83. (twitter) (0↑, 1↓)
the very sensitive area between a womans twat and her shitter

she moans when i play with her twitter

84. (Twitter) (0↑, 1↓)
A useful insult to direct at any person who cannot perform a simple task without declaring as much aloud.

Idiot: "I'm gonna go grab some food." John: "Whatever." Idiot: "Going downstairs... where's that lamp?" John: "No one cares, you're distracting." Idiot: "I think I'll just--" John: "DAMN IT TWITTER WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP\!?"

85. (twitter) (11↑, 12↓)
a site that took the status updates from [facebook] and made it into a social network. its gay.

guy 1: yo,follow my twitter man. guy 2. fuck no. get a facebook you queer

86. (twitter) (2↑, 3↓)
When a man rubs his bushy mustache on a girl's vagina.

John twittered Sally last night. Let me give ya a twitter.

Author: misterhorsehands http://twitter.urbanup.com/4272648
87. (Twitter) (7↑, 8↓)
A website created that basically trying to be as succesful as [facebook], and is for [stalkers] whom like to know what others/random people are doing at any given time of the day. Usually these posted events are completely random, useless and time wasting to post on the internet for any crepper to see.

"I don't know what Bob is doing right this second or what he will be doing in the next 3 seconds... hmm let's go stalk him on Twitter and find out."

88. (Twitter) (21↑, 22↓)
Tweeting is like pooping. Everyone has done it, no one fully understands why or how it happens, and once you get into it, everyone enjoys it.

Girl 1: I just got a twitter from Miley cyrus\! it says "waiting in line". Girl 2: OMG you are so connected with whats up\!

Author: Deez NUttsssss http://twitter.urbanup.com/3928288
89. (Twitter) (5↑, 7↓)
A stupid site that completely and utterly ripped off Facebook, but in no way compares to it.

Guy 1: Dude I was on twitter the other day and.... Guy 2: Stop, you use twitter?\! Don't use it, it's a total rip off of Facebook. Guy 1: Really, ok then.

90. (Twitter) (5↑, 8↓)
An act of sodomy in which two male partners jam their semi erect penis' into the others anus simultaneously.

"I hope I don't get a hard on tonight, Lemont and I are going to twitter."

Author: Merriam Websters Dictionary http://twitter.urbanup.com/4038132
91. (Twitter) (5↑, 8↓)
A new social network commonly used for bored people to be nosy with Celebrities.

I seen Michael Jacksons nose job pictures on Twitter.

92. (Twitter) (22↑, 25↓)
To violently shake an erect penis, in an attempt to expel the last few drops of semen from the tip after an ejaculation.

She twittered my penis and made spiderwebs all over her face.

93. (twitter) (27↑, 30↓)
to masturbate with a flaccid penis, to ejaculation.

i just twittered, came all over the sink.

94. (Twitter) (9↑, 13↓)
A MySpace ripoff piece of shit website that is always useless\!

Man 1: Hey, get twitter. It's AWESOME\! Man 2: Fuck twitter. Twitter's gay\! Man 1: Come on, get twitter. It's not gay\! Man 2: It is gay\! I have friends who don't need twitter. I don't need twitter. Man 1: But I have over 120 people following me on twitter\! Have your friends to follow me on twitter too\! Man 3: Get a fucking life, you fucking homosexual\! Man 1: Don't call me a fucking homosexual, you hurt my feelings\! Man 3: Well, I just did\! Man 1: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT\! TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID\!\! Man 4: Get a life, you fucking degenerate\! Man 2: Yeah\!

95. (Twitter) (8↑, 12↓)
The tingling/sensitive sensation a woman gets after Cumming.

Oh please STOP rubbing my clit i'm [twittering]

Author: Mizfitmakeupartist http://twitter.urbanup.com/3976642
96. (Twitter) (19↑, 23↓)
Someone who talks about their or others' life 24/7

Girl: "Today I saw this guy eating a sandwich with HUGE bites\!" "Today my mom yelled at me for not doing the laundry" "This morning I dropped my waffle\! How horrible" "During break I saw Ben and Jill kiss each other\!" etc... Other: "She's such a twitter"

97. (twitter) (21↑, 25↓)
to utter a succession of small, tremulous sounds, as a bird, or titter; giggle. the act of [twittering].

He heard the [twittering] sounds of the girls staring and flirting with him.

98. (Twitter) (1↑, 6↓)
the only blog were i didn't understand what the fuck was going on\!

I have folowers called Tom Cruise\! What the hell?????? Is twitter a gay porn site for stars?

99. (twitter) (8↑, 13↓)
A site people send things to, to prove that they are neither bored nor boring

Twitter - Think about it.

100. (Twitter) (8↑, 16↓)
The act of smacking your penis on a woman's vaginal area... Pre, mid, or post coitally.

Dude I had to get my Twitter on, so I twittled that that chick after we did the deed\!

101. (twitter) (37↑, 45↓)
the act of fluttering ones eyelashes on another's anus

she sucked my balls and twittered my crack while jerking me off

102. (Twitter) (21↑, 29↓)
[Social media] messaging service for the following. -"The Sexy" -Those who keep [tabs] on real people whom we call friends. -Celebrities who make claim and believe to be real people. -Certainly not weird social degenerates. Usable through various forms of "current" stellar [transmissions] including: SMS IM GPS SSBJ TPS LMFAO It is exceptional to the previous form of communication\!

I [follow] all my [friends] with Twitter no matter what\! i.e. Jean Claude - Gawsh... I sure cant believe no one has taken a stab at twitter yet\! Brucie Boye - "I KNOOW\!\!"

Author: jergonymous esquire VII http://twitter.urbanup.com/3804091
103. (Twitter) (3↑, 12↓)
To engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity between 1 or more people.

Dude: Were you just twittering yourself in there? Dude2: Hell no, I had twitter with your mom. There is nothing hotter then two girls twittering.

104. (twitter) (26↑, 37↓)
A twitter is any action taken by a second party that results is a mirco-contraction of a first parties pelvic floor muscles.

"Timmy twittered Tilleys twat till Tilleys twat twitched."

105. (twitter) (6↑, 34↓)
Someone who has mastered the art of twittering

John is a twitter, is he not? Dickie sean chikago is a famous twitter.

Author: dickie chikago http://twitter.urbanup.com/3880395
106. (twitter) (21↑, 52↓)
an online lock box

"Hold on. I'm tioxting mah twitter."

Author: Raed Atteyeeah http://twitter.urbanup.com/3579950
107. (twitter) (13↑, 49↓)
a group of blonds in a bar.

last night mark had scored a [twitter]

Author: Aaliyah tidious http://twitter.urbanup.com/3708410
108. (twitter) (104↑, 144↓)
The area betwixed a lady's twat and shitter
Author: Carlos Valeramma (Dan) http://twitter.urbanup.com/264839
109. (twitter) (58↑, 117↓)
Female perineum; that area of the anatomy between the [twat] and the shitter

Stop Tony, your not even in... your only just touching my twitter, from The Diaries of Cherie Blair

110. (twitter) (11↑, 81↓)
A favorite pillow that lacks definition and firmness. Any pillow that is limp, or has feathers flying out of it. The opposite of Choate Waballoo; or fat, firm pillow. Occasionaly; sexual deviants of impure nature refer to their pillows in this manner as if describing a girlfriend.

You suck. You snarfed all the choates and left me the twitters. I get off on the choates...you seem to be turned on by the twitters. We're perfect for each other.

111. (twitter) (32↑, 107↓)
mother. A shortened form of twittermater (now obsolete, being a compination of twitterpated and mater, the latin word for mother).

Get away from me, you fuck\! I'll tell Twitter\!

112. (Twitter) (28↑, 131↓)
the piece of skin between your balls and asshole

BobbyT - Lick my Twitter

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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